I don't know if I should say something, but dictator Presley smells like poop. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
She just shoved her doll's seat in my face, demanding I unbuckle it for her. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
I think she's drunk. She just fell over her own 2 feet, stood up, grabbed my arm, yelled "Scooby Doo" in my face, then said "poop" and ran.
Yep, definitely drunk. She just head butted the sliding glass door. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
Dictator's eating lunch so I cleaned up toys &unearthed about a dozen plastic food containers. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
She's signaling the end of lunch by throwing noodles and her cup on the floor, and crying. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
The dog ate her lap noodles. She smells like poop again. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
She's demanding "tinkle sy" which means Twinkle Twinkle Little Star vids on YouTube. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
I didn't turn on the video fast enough so she threw a shoe. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
She refused a nap, so it's Cutthroat Kitchen, couch, and blanky. This won't last long. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
Nap time victory is mine! #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley https://https://instagram.com/p/94SusQQ0EV/
She's asleep, she's asleep! But she's asleep on my arm and I'm hungry. Noooooo! #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley #naptimedilemma
Fever spiked during her nap. :( Gave her a dose of tylenol and she's asleep on my chest. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
I cherish cuddles, but worry my body heat is counterproductive. Gonna attempt to lay her down...after a kiss. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
She's snoring. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
I don't need a thermometer to know her temp has gone down a bit. I can tell by her enthusiastic nose picking. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
She is emptying her drawer of mega blocks onto my lap. Now she's raking them onto the floor. #livetweetingtoddlersickday #dictatorpresley
After she gagged, I tried to fish out the cardboard. She bit my finger. Hard. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
I turned my back for a second&she dug something from under the stove&ate it. Smells like burned coffee bean. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
Got most of the unknown substance out of her mouth and rinsed it thoroughly. Still can't tell what it was. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
Found an unchewed fragment. It was a pumpkinseed. But that begs the question: this year's batch or last year's? #livetweetingtoddlersickday
Willy Wonka and an Olaf hat are currently keeping the menacing down to a minimum. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
Dinner, bath, at least 4 meltdowns. She's in her Minnie jammies drinking juice, plotting her next big fit. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
Mini meltdown over daddy going to the bathroom. Then another over shoes. Time to wind her down for bed. #livetweetingtoddlersickday
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